1. To not celebrate Valentine's Day
Let's be real, that's not going to happen until hell freezes over...or you're the coolest girlfriend of all time.
2. A bottle opener that says it all
3. For you to pay for dinner/make...
It’s a Friday afternoon, classes have just ended, and you’re looking forward to a nice peaceful evening watching movies in bed. The phone rings and you’re best friend calls you complaining because of some dumb guy or girl or minor situation.